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Random Facts to Cheer You Up

1. MaleCra

For a brief moment in time, you were a moment in someone’s life. A mere extra, passing through their thoughts in milliseconds, but milliseconds of their story nonetheless. For every person you’ve exchanged eye contact with, you have made a contribution to their existence, be it significant or not.

2. fuzzum111

FACT: If you were to take a live sea sponge, blenderize it, then leave the sea sponge smoothie to sit over night. When you woke up in the morning, you’d find that the surviving sea sponge cells have found each other and started to reform a new sea sponge.

3. Whacked_Bear

You were once the youngest person in the whole universe.

4. EvanTreborn

The word “suns” is written the same way upside down.

5. danrennt98

That there’s a spooky skeleton inside of you!

6. KHDTX13

Every cow has their own best friend that they hang around every day.

7. igby23

There’s an island called Ōkunoshima in Japan that’s filled with tame bunnies.

8. IranianGenius

Each year, hundreds of trees grow because squirrels forget where they buried their food.

9. Tigrael

If you took the whole solar system and shrunk it down so that the Sun was at your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be just where you’d expect it to be.

10. guy-le-doosh

During the space race, the Apollo astronauts were given sleeves in which to put their dicks and piss in a bag. The problem was that they kept slipping off, because none of them would take first two of the three size options: Small, Medium, Large.
Instead of redesigning the entire system, NASA came up with a simple solution. They relabeled them as Large, Gigantic, and Humongous. The problem was solved.

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